Monday, January 29, 2007
thr's this QUITE funny erm joke that our dear ms PEARLYN NG showed me, which is rather interesting. being the ever nice me, i shall share it with you guys.
(edited to remove the irritating PEARLYN says: etc. and to remove the grammar errors.)
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school, to compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!! BUT WHY STUDY WHEN YOU CAN STONE? ( Stone, because NJC uniform is grey. ) (EH! WHAT THE HELL...)
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb?
A: None. They use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate. (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker...
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None... Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry...
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None... They'll be praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None... WE ARE BRIGHT ENOUGH ALREADY... ( AH HAHAHAHA!)
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wart literbarb?!?!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
ok super funny and some of them are rather insulting LOL. thank goodness it aint really as bad for the vj part LOL.
we should come up one for MJ, so people like pearlyn and sunthai wont be laughing at other schools but not their own.
arbish. everyone's talking about it now. the olvl results! ok i shant elaborate more, just that hopefully its on a monday or a friday so we can miss the 1-hr pe lesson.
ok, thats it. bye!
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Gwen Stefani - Four in the Morning
Waking up to find another day
The moon got lost again last night
But now the sun has finally had its say
I guess I feel alright
But it hurts when I think
When I let it sink in
It's all over me
I'm lying here in the dark
I'm watching you sleep, it hurts a lot
& all I know is
You've got to give me everything
Nothing less cause
You know I give you all of me
[CHORUS]
I give you everything that I am
I'm handin' over everything that I've got
Cause I wanna have a really true love
Don't ever wanna have to go & give you up
Stay up till Four In The Morning & the tears are pouring
& I want to make it worth the fight
What have we been doing for all this time?
Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right
All I wanted was to know I'm safe
Don't want to lose the love I've found
Remember when you said that you would change
Don't let me down
It's not fair how you are
I can't be complete, can you give me more?
& all I know is
You got to give me everything
& nothing less cause
You know I give you all of me
[CHORUS]
I give you everything that I am
I'm handin' over everything that I've got
Cause I wanna have a really true love
Don't ever wanna have to go & give you up
Stay up till Four In The Morning & the tears are pouring
& I want to make it worth the fight
What have we been doing for all this time?
Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right
Oh please, you know what I need
Save all your love up for me
We can't escape the love
Give me everything that you have
& all I know is
You got to give me everything
& nothing less cause
You know I give you all of me
[CHORUS]
I give you everything that I am
I'm handin' over everything that I've got
Cause I wanna have a really true love
Don't ever wanna have to go & give you up
Stay up till Four In The Morning & the tears are pouring
& I want to make it worth the fight
What have we been doing for all this time?
Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right
